Straight people ARE super annoying though.

relatively expensive looking clothes, and product in the hair for one. Being white and speaking English without an accent is also going to help, especially at BYU. Having an expensive phone is another.

Don't forget how much stereotypes and first impressions contribute to in and out group mentalities! This man is exhibiting many tribal markers that put the women at ease.

This kind of magic is not cool and these guys are shitty and they are also awful.

Just another stupid fucking knob perpetuating his stupid knob thinking with his stupid idiot steretypes. Dime a dozen.

Is my left brain somehow a separate entity from me? If my left brain is tricking me, then am I my right brain? Am I a disembodied soul running functions on biological hardware via some phantasmagorical APIs?

Dunnnn, dun dunnnnnn...

I know a bunch of fat people, some of them are really damn cool. People who make fat jokes are bad and they should feel bad.

Seriously seriously comical

I know that I am still cracking up.

Here's the thing about Jealousy. You have be jealous of all of it, their whole life, and frankly, no amount of money is worth this kind of vapidity.

GRAR I AM THE DOUCHEMONSTER GRAR I WILL SPRAY YOU WITH ARTIFICIALLY SCENTED LIQUIDS AND UPSET YOUR PH BALANCE

boom! headshot!

I guess I deserve it, eh? ;)

1) I never used the word bad, or the word good. You'll notice I did no absolute moralizing at all actually.

Yeah fuck me and my privileges! Let's do it!

All of my coworkers are over 40. I try to fit in.

If only!

Look at you taking credit for something I did.

1) Good point