Seriously. It's totally weird to play courtroom with your kid, presenting the evidence (empty sprinkles! Sprinkles on your face! Inspecting your mouth!) until they have NO CHOICE but to tell the truth!

I don't have an opinion on what he should do. I just think a choice between a career of objectification and a career of violence is a lose-lose

This was not erotic at all for me.

No. He's in a lot of debt, but he did get her a job at a different company than the one he runs, which I actually thought was fairly admirable.

I have a friend in New York who's whole life revolves around hanging out with men like this. Creepy old dudes with terrible family lives who do immense amounts of drugs and enjoy taking advantage of young women. One of whom is her "boyfriend" who she's totally in love with.

Oh my god what a disgusting person.

What a terrible choice. Both options are pretty awful.

you made me LOL

This all just sounds like the worst. shit. ever. And I refuse to participate in any way.

I wouldn't know anything about student email habits 8-10 years ago, but since I graduated in 2012 from a similar small liberal arts college to the one above, I am intimately familiar with their habits nowadays.

They. Are. Lying. To. You.

unanswered != unread

"unless they need help with something"

Yeah. That's because they're ignoring you because it's the weekend. They saw your email, they just don't feel like responding because it's saturday. You send an important email about campus events out on saturday and students will see it, post about it on facebook, and talk about it with each other around campus.…

I don't think you understand quite how frequently college students check their email nowadays.

I call this new policy "Trickle Down Homophobia"

Cool story bro

Don't run from a little ram like that. Grab one horn and run in a circle! Hands!

I do think that women are taught to apologize profusely for existing in a manner inconvenient to those around them. I can't exactly lecture women on apologizing too much, because that would still be some dude telling women how to handle social situations.

Gaga! Child! Pay your employees better. It's a good investment.