Capitalist propaganda. "Happiness is being totally focused on your role as human capital!"

Capitalist propaganda. "Happiness is being totally focused on your role as human capital!"

You go ahead and decide what seven year olds should be thinking. I'm sure they will be agreeable.

Oh Gosh. I haven't thought about this in a while and it seems my views have changed. I think people are so strange and superstitious that i would really prefer that they do whatever makes them most comfortable to my body after my neurons have ceased firing completely because they're the ones who will have to live with…

Oh Gosh. I haven't thought about this in a while and it seems my views have changed. I think people are so strange and superstitious that i would really prefer that they do whatever makes them most comfortable to my body after my neurons have ceased firing completely because they're the ones who will have to live with…

Oh Gosh. I haven't thought about this in a while and it seems my views have changed. I think people are so strange and superstitious that i would really prefer that they do whatever makes them most comfortable to my body after my neurons have ceased firing completely because they're the ones who will have to live with…

Oh Gosh. I haven't thought about this in a while and it seems my views have changed. I think people are so strange and superstitious that i would really prefer that they do whatever makes them most comfortable to my body after my neurons have ceased firing completely because they're the ones who will have to live with…

Oh Gosh. I haven't thought about this in a while and it seems my views have changed. I think people are so strange and superstitious that i would really prefer that they do whatever makes them most comfortable to my body after my neurons have ceased firing completely because they're the ones who will have to live with…

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I always thought Phyllis Schlafly was the type of person around whom reality warps in a painful violation of the laws of physics. Light dies around her with screams that you feel on your skin and darkness swirls around her hands like a twisted speech of frothing rage. It would be as though her aura were corrosive to…

The way that I form habits is with three seemingly contradictory rules:

The way that I form habits is with three seemingly contradictory rules:

The way that I form habits is with three seemingly contradictory rules:

Good! That was my hope

Well it sounds like you're not financially independent, but neither is he from you, which is probably the point of why you got married. Don't get me wrong, I have two wonderful sisters who both work as full time mothers, and both are financially dependent on their husbands.

Yeah but like, just because you guys both say something doesn't mean that it's true. It just means that everyone involved is pretending that it's true. Does your husband put his money where his mouth is and have half of his paycheck deposited into your bank account every month?

NOT RIGHT NOW ASSHOLE

Ah well here's a couple things I really like:

True story. I didn't consider the fact that my dentist is two blocks from my apartment.

If you're getting dental work done ask for Valium. I just had seven fillings done and actually enjoyed it. They won't offer it though unless you seem very very very nervous, and most people have learned to go to the dentist and just suck it up.