It's not even like I'm against evopsych in principle. PLEASE, research the development of language abilities and empathy and consciousness!

"While noting that preference in footwear is based in part on culture norms, they argue the enduring popularity of high-heeled shoes suggest their fundamental appeal stems from a deeper impulse."

Why the fuck would i do this?

FEELING BAD?? TRY LOW LEVEL DISSOCIATION!

Yes. Thank you.

whoa

What is awk ham? (Honest question, not sarcasm)

i could have used this to perfect effect two days ago when someone tried to reconcile deep seated interpersonal issues with me by giving me an orange croissant. Filing away for later

When you're a man.

Ha. You wish your original comment could be nullified. That's not how saying things on the internet works, which is why I fucking love the internet. Your big knee jerk rape apologism comment you wrote because you saw something of yourself in these incredibly twisted individuals cannot be taken back.

OH my god I had forgotten about that movie and now I remember. UUUUUUUUGH

Just the way I like it!

You can be president because your ineffectual orthodontics were far more extensive than mine. I'm a second in command kinda guy anyway.

Cartoons are the number one source for physics education in America

Had and recovered from ankle surgery, graduated from college, got a job, got an apartment, and started paying off my student loans.

o_O

We should make a club called "I stopped wearing my retainer because that bullshit hurt and didn't work and now dentists get a shocked and vaguely judgmental look on their face when they hear that I had braces but I decided to get the fuck over my teeth because there are bigger things that actually matter"

I seriously and thoroughly believe that Britney is a prisoner who has been groomed her whole life to live in someone else's cage.

I can't imagine that Ms. Kardashian would not have expected this to occur. She must know who she's having a child with right? I believe this Mr. West has displayed very strong big mouth spotlight stealing tendencies in the past yes?

I already feel wasteful for brushing my teeth in the shower. Sitting under a spray of water while painstakingly flossing as well is a step too far. Put your floss next to your tv watching seat. duh.