@HashMaster9000: This brought a tear to my eye. You are my new religion.

@Lukewind: I lol'd

@i'm a bottle: I just got a giant slap of nostalgia in the face. I wasn't even aware of the fact that Winamp still existed!

@cesarcantua: [...] and it doesn't come with Wi-fi included? Why is that even an option? Do they ask if you want Wi-fi on your iPhone? Nothing is new except the size.

@sea_alex: It actually makes it better, when I'm about to err, come to fruition, I can just explode on the beautiful glass screen. Perhaps they'll even come out with an app for that!

@sea_alex: You flagrant idiot. How many other stories on Giz have you seen that have attracted so much attention? Quit bashing and just disable the goddamn Apple articles. Statements like yours, I will think back to when I get older and laugh my fucking ass off as I sit on the toilet bowl while jacking off to some…

@flaagan: Great customer service, zero viruses, simple and elegant UI, great functionality... Those are the factors that make me believe that I'm actually paying more well, for more. But hey you want to be an Apple hater hats off to you.

@pissshivers: Reviews from places nobody reads? Do you read anything other than Giz?

@Damn the Fanboys: And this whole time I thought the tablet wasn't released yet...