I think I would put Mario Kart 7 on top, and 64 way higher, both for the quality of their courses.

You, sir, are awesome at that. Here's hoping that Seth MacFarlane sees these videos and finds some way to make use of your unique talent.

As soon as the right porn producer sees this, this guy is gonna get LAID.

the most interesting man in the world is so interesting that other people take his selfies.

The Most Interesting Man in the World wouldn't stoop so low.

Who cares if he said Japanese games suck? Why do you care what he thinks about Japanese games?

Well this brings me to my feeling about Bieber, Cardashians, and Paris Hilton, I don't care... and I refuse to watch anything they produce. It's the car crash phenomenon where the public delights on perceived fame's demise.

I never hated Phil Fish - regardless of how many times gaming "journalists" told me I should.

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Never commented on a Kotaku article before, but had to say, Tina, this is one of the best previews I've ever read for a game, and I've read a lot. Well done!

I have very big hands. iPhones and most other smartphones have always felt far too small for me. This might convince me to go for it.

I personally don't keep my penis in my pocket, but to each their own...

You can say that about all Disney animated movies, yet they aren't riddled with as many issues as this mess was. Lion King, Beauty and The Beast, Bambi, Brave, and a very long list of great animated movies with coherent stories, characters, and development. Frozen is utter crap compared to the other "kids" movies that…

I haven't seen the movie but I did manage to finally hear Let It Go at the hair salon. I could not believe that was the song everybody was raving about! It's such a bore.

This can only mean that we should be seeing a Kate Archer polygon cosplay outfit soon. Which is a good thing.

No, most everything CG before Jurassic Park were effects representing things that were unfamiliar and not of this world (i.e. Terminator 2's T1000). What made JP special is that it utilized CG to simulate something "real" that we know and understand, like animals.

I was going to say something like this myself, but there are two things that make this test different.

It's funny you say that. I get that often about wearing a hat. "Why are you wearing a hat? You're inside."

I like wearing a hat. He likes wearing sunglasses. What's it to you if people wear the clothes they want to wear?

"Before, in the N64 [game's] levels, when we had these valley modes, it was difficult to play those levels because the aiming was synced to the movement of the ship. So, as you were trying to aim, the movement of the ship was flying around within the valley. But now what we're able to do with the Wii U GamePad is,…