If we're going to tell kids they never have to die than I hope we're also going to be telling them they can never ever reproduce. This concept sounds so delusionally selfish to me. Everything living dies. Humans. Plants. Individual cells. And new things, often better things, take their place. It's what creates…

Bravo! But this does not go nearly far enough. We should also stop telling kids they will have to learn how to drive, because the future will have flying cars. Actually, we should also stop teaching children how to walk, because the future will have hoverpods. And we should stop teaching them how to eat, because…

The modern world has somehow decided to equate death with failure. When someone dies of cancer, we say that "they lost the battle". Not a healthy view, any way you slice it.

This has been done in rap since forever. Rappers recognize slight variances in pitch and phrasing work effectively with backing instrumentation or sampling:

This one is better...

I met a girl on OkCupid and we agreed that the first thing we would do upon meeting in person was kiss, just to get it out of the way. It ended up being one of the most relaxed yet sexually charged first dates I've ever been on.

Wouldn't it make more sense to use a HUD and and augmented reality setup (You could also add shells circling your kart, for added fun, when applicable), than it would to set up a projection system for the entire track?

I can't vouch for it being as traumatic as war, but I definitely had trouble fitting in when I first moved from a "ghetto" neighborhood to an upper middle class one when I was 12. There were the stereotypical snotty white people, people made fun of the way I dressed, talked, etc.. which sucked, but I just figured it…

Oh sweet zombie jeebus, the fucking baby boomers will never die out.

This guy needs to get a prototype to hallmark now and usher in the age of playable birthday cards

I'm literally chuckling out loud right now, this is a great comment.

It's all the time with this SHIT.

How is 1000 B.C. (three thousand years ago) not "thousands of years"?.

Why don't you upload a video with yourself playing a sheng like the cunt you are?

You actually proved his point. Elation over the Seahawks was confined mostly to the Seattle area. Canadians coast to coast are thrilled about the gold.

This this this THIS! It's as if people are trying to forget the past 2 decades of FPS history when talking about Titanfall and what it does.

So glad it happens in my lifetime. Tears in eyes.

that armchair shit is the best... lol

I think I used to work with one of these robots. It filled prescriptions using pill dispensing machines and I was told to say well clear of it or it could break my bones because it would move so fast.

Is it sexist of me to say I'm not sure if I like this show because it's funny or that I'm just insanely attracted to Ilana Glazer?