you probably should try and get laid more

Wait now. If it is PTSD than thank Obama.

This storm should meet my good friend, Florida.

This is tasteless and I don’t care for it. My infant daughters saw that image and now they’re all screaming in unison. Thanks, Deadspin.

Well, that’s just great. You hear that, Rex? Bears. Now you’re putting the whole organization in jeopardy.

He’s probably more scary for you, as a kicker.

Imagine how many more hungry the 12th Man could feed and clothe if it didn’t travel across the country en masse to watch a football game. Lots of cancer drugs those plane tickets could buy instead...

OCCUPY HERBSTREIT !

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Feast Mode.

Getting a different vibe here.

That word stuck out to me too. Like are you fucking seriously pretending there is any universe in which you can be regarded as the victim?

I don’t care enough about the NFL to have been following closely, so can someone quickly tell how he has co-opted victim status in this move from St. Louis to Los Angeles? Is he saying he was he going to be the victim of the league, or the city of St. Louis, or...?

How much money has Schilling cost himself?

Schilling and Kruk were the ones demoted? Looks like survival of the fittest is a real concept after all.

Just fyi, Deadspin’s official editorial policy is that the Chargers holding an option on moving to LA is the same as them having done so; they can eat shit until they decline the option, and for that matter if they do they can eat shit for having lorded it over their fans in the meantime.

Dronedarone, Cortisone, Percocet, Horse Tranquilizers. But no steroids. That’d be morally wrong.

Calm down there, Mr. Hannity. I wasn’t calling anyone a racist. I was just wondering how a team that fires a coach and already has a new one picked out (who it turns out is white) navigates the league’s rule about interviewing at least one minority candidate.