Son: Daddy, what’s the Europa League?

Kudos to LVG and his scouts for identifying up-and-coming talent.

This is like when the fridge scored a rushing TD in the Super Bowl. Damn, this big guy just made my day…

Ah, found the Sixers fan.

*posts this article to Facebook

My main shock was the author telling people on a blog about self improvement that eating at a shitty corporate restaurant is a solid idea.

Grew up in small towns. Lived in the burbs. Lived in the big city. Lived in the medium city.

On the other hand, Sipowitz won’t be at Outback. So it has that going for it.

hot take bro.

I grew up in rural and small towns. It’s pretty fucking awful in a lot of ways, to be honest. Being close to nature doesn’t compensate for having to drive thirty miles to find a fucking pair of pants.

“You know what’s pretty fucking good? Outback Steakhouse.”

You know what’s pretty fucking good? Outback Steakhouse.

This is some white ass shit. From the concept to the tone. God. Damn.

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

The poor fuckin’ lug at the end, whose Browns jersey (Trent Richardson, I think) isn’t quite big enough to fit over his many layers of clothes.

Hi. I’m the author of that post. Now that I’ve been asked this question over text and IM a half dozen times, I think I would slot it between #9 and #10.

This piece was so villainous. I’ll be sure to check in tomorrow for Drew’s heroic counterpoint.

Roses are red

This is San Diego at Jacksonville. I’m sure all 27 people watching this game won’t hold it against Bortles.

That’ll show ‘em.