Imagine if an African American security officer did this to a white high school student.

He’ll be a paid “legal expert” for Fox “news” by the end of the year.

If you are going to buy Costco canned diced tomatoes, you clearly don’t care about the quality of your food, so why not save yourself time and effort and just buy canned tomato sauce?

You’re so right, it was insane to sign Matt Cassel.

Barnsley Football Club is the name of the EPL squad that plays in Barnsley, the Toronto Blue Jays are the name the MLB baseball club that plays in Toronto. So, the Blue Jays are crap and Toronto is crap and Barnsley could technically be both but only if you don’t know that Barnsley refers to the actual squad not the…

Speaking of mascots, the Blue Jackets mascot? A yellow jacket painted green...

the Columbus Blue Jackets are now 0-8-0, setting the record for the longest pointless streak...

Yes

Jared Woodfill, a spokesman for the PAC, told the paper that the donation “was very exciting for us.”

Whether you like the Star Wars franchise or not it was clearly the best two minutes of the Monday Night Football broadcast so far this evening.

“... the only difference between him and a Republican is that he says he’s not one.”

The only thing that would have made this bat flip better was is if Jose would have taken off his elbow pad and thrown it into the crowd and did the People’s Elbow as he crossed home plate.

Dyson should be more worried about setting a example for you kids who want to be pitchers.

The kid got beaned by the can, but the Unwritten Rules of Baseball say he better look out for the pitcher.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh wait, you’re not the Pope. Sorry.

That Canadian beer will hit you a lot harder than you think.

It’s fine, it’s fine, universal health care covers rehab.

Fuck.

Yeah, but...don’t be a dick.

[lowers chair the old-fashion way]