CONCACAF STRONG. USA, MEXICO, COSTA RICA. SOUTH AMERICA DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE.

Please tell me that music is always part of the broadcast when Ghana scores. Fantastic.

Big ESPN career ahead for this guy.

Do you want goals? Cuz that's how you get goals.

Germany crushing Portugal and three of Portugal's best players after Ronaldo will most likely miss the USA game. I like it. Now its our time to do our part. Lets beat Ghana for once.

Rick Reilly is excited that this German team is running the score up, because it means he can reuse some of his material from this past weekend.

Now now, just because he cleared a ball right to the foot of a German in the middle of the attacking third from well wide of his own goal doesn't mean he's gaffe-prone...oh wait that's exactly what it means.

It's very hateful of you that you can't enjoy something on its own without trying to shit on someone else's joy.

just push through to july, then we'll be back to normal for AT LEAST another four years

don't worry - looks like that 2 can be pretty easily change into a 3.

first you assumed I live in South Carolina. Now you think I live in Haiti. Should I give you a hint?

Oh my god, it's just like the NFL and NASCAR!

"Are you currently falling forever through space? No? Then the ground is doing its job."

Any group with Australia in it cannot be the group of death.

Asstime's Car Wash.

"Why My Bosses Should Make More Money" is a real savvy paper for an intern to write.

Because they were resting up to play in the actual tournament?

that is a hate that runs much much deeper than Samsung vs Toyota.

#ThanksObama