There is, of course, no middle ground. You're either one or the other.

"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

That's almost 1 million per awkward overly-enthusiastic first round hug

And Lou Gehrig got Lou Gehrig's disease.

A brother can't get credit for shit around here.

Melo wasn't shaking his head at that ugly play, he was shaking his head because nobody passed the ball to him while he was on the bench.

I love any player whose team got caught blatantly cheating talking about respecting the game.

Well, technically, you did most of your winning with hidden cameras, but tomato, tomahto.

It's complete racism. Jim Harbaugh is a fucking loon and goes crazy at least a few times a game when plays don't go his team's way. Sherman reacts to a dude stuffing him in his face with a palm so he gets a lot more leeway from me.

Who gives a shit what the rest of Illinois thinks?

Adjusted for cost of living. The impetus for adjustment is that folks living in a certain city are ostensibly being paid according to how much it costs to live there, so you can't really compare Oklahoma City and New York straight up. A ticket to a Thunder game is a lot more expensive to a person living in OKC than a…

At least someone in the family is well-armed.

One conclusion to be drawn is that teams from large metro areas have transplants around the country. Transplants who will pay big money to see their team the one (or two) times they come into town.

HOW DO I LOOK IN THESE??!!

Wrong Graphic Is Wrong, Graphic

From Negative to Despicable: A History of the Chicago Cubs

If Snyder changes the name to "Generals," I fully expect the Harlem Globetrotters to sue, not for trademark infringement but rather for product disparagement.

I think I might do some other stuff first.

Carmelo only works half days anyway. Defense is grunt work for the Shumperts of the world.