You mean people who aren't racist dicks?

You can see Elliot's Chop House, which is over on NW Hwy in Edison park.

There are very few people in Chicago that have that accent, but the ones that do tend to be wasted at bars, cheering on drunk Bear fans as they run into inanimate objects.

That parking meter is already better than the Bears front seven.

♫ Every Rose has its persistent, debilitating thorn
Just like every night sees its... ah fuck it just kill yourselves Chicago ♫

Can we all just agree that the most surprising thing about this chart is that someone with the moniker Lvl9LightSpell actually cares about sports.

And also they are an abomination. Thank you for not writing an article about mashed sweet potatoes.

The difference between college and NBA lines also killed Len Bias.

This is the dumbest fucking comment I've seen on the internet in a very long time.

As a Dem, I gotta say that both parties participate in this kinda crap.

Two parts Hydrogen,
One part Oxygen,
You parts with $99!

OH MY GOD! Would you PLEASE shut the hell....Oh. Hey. How you doin'?

It's enough to make you want to go looking for that old NES system in your mom's attic.

At least he died doing what he loved: something you've probably never heard of before.

Lots of inbreeding going on here, those trees have very few branches. Are they all from Kentucky?

The most amazing thing by far happens at :54, when you realize that Jermaine O'Neal is still in the league.

As well it should. Provel cheese can suck my shit-encrusted taint.

At first I was like, no dude can't be legal, and then IMDB said 20 years old.

Um, does anyone know where I can get that headline picture without the blood and lizard? Asking for a friend

They'll find another way to disproportionately arrest black people.