What the fuck Ohio?

Oh, they were basically openly feuding for at least the last 2 years of Ozzie’s tenure here. It was pretty pathetic.

No... Adam... Don’t go... Think of all you’re leaving behind...

This is more than I ever thought I would learn about Columbus, Ohio

Looks like the Santa Maria

That’s it?

Guy, I don’t even remember Super Bowl XX, the zenith of my Bears fandom was the opening kickoff in SB XLI, I don’t give a shit about what happened in 196whogivesafuck

I’m a Bears fan and your friend can go fuck himself

Drugs

Diverted tax doesn’t cost taxpayers anything? Nice try, Stan

People like the Thursday Night games?

I love every bit of this

As if Jim Inhofe’s cock wasn’t already hard enough

Juuuuust gotta make sure the taxpayers of San Diego don’t want to buy that fancy new stadium!

You obviously don’t come from a German family

I also hate things that are fun and make it a point to tell everyone else that their fun isn’t fun

That’s still usually good enough to get reps in Cleveland

All right, it’s been 4 days you’re going to need to tell me what KCK stands for because I’ve got no clue... Is that in America?

Oh so your just some suburban pussy, that figures, well enjoy dinner tonight at the Olive Garden

Are you seriously putting guys like Memphis, Martial, and you creaky old German midfielder on par with Neymar, Ronaldo, and Bale?