Diverted tax doesn’t cost taxpayers anything? Nice try, Stan

People like the Thursday Night games?

I love every bit of this

As if Jim Inhofe’s cock wasn’t already hard enough

Juuuuust gotta make sure the taxpayers of San Diego don’t want to buy that fancy new stadium!

You obviously don’t come from a German family

I also hate things that are fun and make it a point to tell everyone else that their fun isn’t fun

That’s still usually good enough to get reps in Cleveland

All right, it’s been 4 days you’re going to need to tell me what KCK stands for because I’ve got no clue... Is that in America?

Oh so your just some suburban pussy, that figures, well enjoy dinner tonight at the Olive Garden

Are you seriously putting guys like Memphis, Martial, and you creaky old German midfielder on par with Neymar, Ronaldo, and Bale?

-1 functioning zipper, though

If that’s what you’ve got to tell yourself, sure

I mean, yeah, this city can be rough around the edges, but have you been to St. Louis? Post-apocalyptic hell zone

That you equate ethic diversity automatically with gangs is essentially why I can’t live in a place like yours. But the rest of that list is pretty terrible, as well. Dinner at a golf course? Jesus Christ, that sounds like hell on earth to me, but again, that’s why both options exist. You don’t want to live in a city,…

World renowned chefs, a vibrant arts culture, ethnic diversity, opportunities for professional and personal growth, easy access to major sporting events, not having to own a car at all, being able to read/work/sleep safely on my 30 minute commute, being 15-20 minutes from an international airport that can take me…

I mean, I’ve never lived in them, but my in-laws live in them, I have some friends and other family that live in them, it’s always the same horror for me every time, but again, I actually enjoy life in the city. I like not owning a car, walking to the grocery store, etc.

Because some people like it better? I can’t comprehend what anyone is doing out in the suburbs or rural areas, but I also never think about those people so who cares?

Granted, I have never lived in the suburbs, but growing up (and living in) a big city and living in a small town, the suburbs are also the absolute worst of both worlds. I personally like life in the big city, it’s just for me. But I see the appeal of the small town, quiet lifestyle if that’s your thing. Suburbs,…

You realize there’s a lot more to city living than just closing down bars, right?