I have, but I don't dare butter myself up and pretend I'm a "taking a vacation from my fandom," I'm at least honest enough to admit that I either outgrew something or that it only justifies my attention when its entertaining.

So that's a lifelong fan, but only when they're good, right?

If you can't possibly last for that long without a box of microwaved nachos or a 13-year-old hot dog, maybe you should have watched the game at home.

Kid probably didn't want a ball caught by some loser adult who still brings his mitt to a ball game.

Yep. Always one of my favorite days to wander around downtown during my lunch hour and watch people lose it when a jet buzzes the Loop

This is (literally) going to go over the head of everyone outside of Chicago, but +1

Depends on what you're using them for, the jalapeno is extremely versatile and very good in many different forms. I agree on a sandwich, I usually prefer pickled.

Lot of people missed the joke. Well played.

I question your definition of "well adjusted," if you're advocating on behalf of physical abuse

It was the Vikings that ruined it for us.

Then expose them to those risks during actual games. Not in practice. After the play is dead.

I'm pretty sure Brian McCann gets hard just thinking about calling for the old beanball for something like that

Plus whatever is good for the NFL is good for ESPN. I'm sure Adam wants to appease his corporate been counters and get that nice, fat bonus check this year.

Neither, so I'll take the one not in Florida

And, so what is your point? I'm sure Tampa the city is dumpy shithole, too, just like there are parts of SW Michigan that are every bit as beautiful as the convenient, sunny beach photo they used.

I'm sure David Price is going to be squatting at a collapsing house in the ghetto

Yep, August 4, 1982. Started the day with the Mets playing the Cubs. Ended the day with the Expos, playing the Phillies. Got an at bat in each game.

It has happened before. August 4, 1982. Joel Youngblood started the day on the Mets, playing the Cubs, and collected 1 hits and 2 RBI in their day game before being removed from by his manager on account he had been traded to the Expos, who were playing the Phillies that night. Youngblood flew to Philadelphia,…

29 plane crashes... probably

Mostly because Oakland and Detroit combined could fit into Chicago several times over