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Why Germany won't hand us a tie, the answer is in this book:

Make sure you put a bet down first though

And that he's a piece of shit

You eat good food and not shitty chain crap?

Football, baseball, soccer

That and the mayonnaise.

man, you're dumb

Black Stars is the nickname of the actual team, not its fanbase.

Sosa, McGwire, Palmiero, Piazza... Man there might have been more steroids on that field than during a regular Red Sox game.

But remember everybody play each other in the group so USA will be inline for an inevitable ass whopping from Germany too.

Best thing we have going for us with Germany is that we get to play them last when they may already (hopefully) have advanced, if not already sewn up the group, and may be a little more inclined to take a game off in hot and humid not Europe.

Not always, man. Not always.

Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense

What the fuck, Australia?

It could also very well be interpretted the other way; those are three really fucking good teams who have a history of laying eggs in major tournaments. So while perhaps their own fans have a bit of a defeatist attitude (as a Chicago sports fan, I can relate) the truth is would anyone be shocked if France, the…

The Western Hemisphere is the dancingest hemisphere...

Yeah, honestly, it gets a lot worse out in the Plains or other parts of the Midwest, and at least we have a giant ass lake to help regulate the temps a little bit.

I'm sorry it was too warm in our city for the guy from Los Angeles

The answer is FIFA