Free Coke Night at Tropicana Field next year, obvs

I don't know about the effect of computer/TV screens on my eyes (I guess I've been brainwashed by BIG SCREEN) but I'm telling you, earbuds, man, earbuds. I ride the L in Chicago everyday and not a trip goes by that someone isn't blasting music into their head at a volume so loud it's audible to me ON A RICKETY ASS…

just an aside, as a runner one sometimes has to defecate on a run and at 4am the world is pretty much your toilet

That would be cool to see, though I have a feeling it would largely resemble the map up there now. Fucking United /Go Gunners

This post makes Per Mertesacker cry

Thankfully I didn't watch most of this shitshow, but I did catch the part late in the 4th quarter when the Giants faced with a 4th down, lined up for what Gruden described as a "strategic punt." Forgetting that that phrase alone is a mark of a truly horrific football game, NYG could have just placed the ball on their…

The Giants won, because someone had to

These are grown ass men playing a children's game, you realize that?

Too bad you didn't GIF that TD pass Romo threw after a pair of rushers basically got into the backfield unblocked. It was incredible, I don't watch the Cowboys that often so I don't know how much of the Happy Tony/Sad Tony is real or how much is imagined, but my goodness, that was one of the best TD throws I've ever…

The officially recognized NFL record is 42 by George Blanda in 1962 for the AFL's Oilers. Vinny Testaverde has the post-merger record with 35 INT in 1988 for the Bucs.

Man, it was like 55 degrees here in Chicago last night, I don't know if you've been here before, but we're simply not built for weather like that. Layer up!

Do you people even read things? He's not just ranking CB's by interceptions and then saying, OK, that list is done, he's incorporating them with other numbers to come up with an overall list.

I expected rich people to have nicer, not more, shit than me

Wade's titles also come with the assistance of one of the greatest big men of his generation and playing second fiddle to arguably a Top 3 all-time player. Wade has proven to be a great complimentary player, but Rose still has to be the man on the Bulls.

I'm just guessing this is part of rich white folk culture I do not understand... Along with why people play golf

Bingo

I mean, I see the argument, to try and work with the veteran defense and ease the transition, rather than try to plug a bunch of square pegs in round holes.

I mean, I see the argument, to try and work with the veteran defense and ease the transition, rather than try to plug a bunch of square pegs in round holes.

Yes, new DC Mel Tucker even made it a point that HE would learn the Bears defensive lingo since he was taking over a successful, vetertan unit. I don't doubt eventually the Bears defense will be molded more to fit his style of coaching, but for this year, they decided it was best to try and keep the defense as…

Well that's because, speaking as a Midwesterner, Cleveland is a hellhole