I want this game so I can fill my social life.

Aaand who said that these two contradicts one another?

Xenoblade Chronicles X is also apparently five times larger than the last title.

Cosplay? I would wear this daily.

It's my fantasy role-playing experience and if I say they're squishy then they're squishy, K?

Dude, you're totally gay.

If that's the case, why didn't Vader roll up to Tatooine with his brand new goddam Death Star and blow the whole planet up

I used to be a raid boss like you, until I took a disconnected LAN cable to the knee.

This was actually established in an official Nintendo Power comic way back when.

Other revelations from the new manual pages include the fact that Nintendo once made a horrible pun at Kirby's expense:

True, but let's not forget the difference between your and you're.

Some believe it does. There are even stories about this dude that got respawned after 3 days but he was like the sysadmin's kid so he got server side hax.

I will ascend beyond that of spectating, I shall become a glitch in the system and fuck up peoples shit.

Yeah, we've had an idea like that for a while now.

Meanwhile, I hope your entire TV is used to display something like this :

*Gabe Newell appears on stage* Gabe: And now, for the announcement everyone has been waiting to hear for several years. *A huge screen drops down from the ceiling, and then the Half-Life 3 logo appears* *Crowd goes berserk and starts screaming like a bunch of wild monkeys trapped in one room* *Picture on screen zooms…

You're dead to me.