Proper Taco pizza.

This is wisdom right here, people. This guy/gal has been around the block a few times.

Or that Taco Bell rolled out a new recipe that proved to be a dog.

Bootstraps for the win! If you can’t afford a Porsche, the car isn’t the problem. It’s you!

The more I consider this, the more I want the Impossible burger to become massively successful. It’s got the goods to really make a dent in the meat industry and is one of the few consumer-preferred products that can really help to drive environmental change (along with Tesla, of course). Basically, give the public an…

That’s friggin’ fantastic!

We have Mrs. Renfros in the Northeast/Mid-Atlantic. I’ll buy it once in a while for a change of pace (no pun intended). Their pickled jalapenos are a little weird tasting.

Must concur. Old El Paso (and Ortega) are like StoveTop and Velveeta for me. I know I shouldn’t like them but I just can’t help myself.

Looks like dude lost a couple of buttons on his shirt in that one picture. Shame.

Kind of confusing Easter and Christmas in the opening paragraph but yeah, point taken.

I don’t even want to know why you had this reference lurking in the back of your mind because I can’t see ‘purple Dodge Caravan’ being a search phrase that anybody would make up on the fly.

I like A&W because it seems ‘creamier’ than the others. Works really well for floats. That said, whenever I think I’m in the mood for some root beer I always end up getting cream soda instead. It’s so friggin’ good.

When questioned about Poseidon’s efforts to buy Ariel an admission to the human world, Chef Louis predictably hemmed and hawed. Providing nothing more than non-committal statements far short of condemnation.

It takes a certain amount of patience but with enough reflection and age, one comes to the understanding that 90% of ‘success’ in the corporate world isn’t skill. It’s desire.

Come for the food. Stay for the Legionnaire’s disease!

That’s the point. You ever see the rest of Florida? ‘Nothing there’ is a blessing.

Dude really has to stop thinking that he’s actually worth something beyond his grandfather’s bank account. Now it’s just getting embarrassing.

How does this actually happen? The agency didn’t actually operate the flights, right? Did they not pre-book flights for their packages or something?

I think we all know the real question that should have been asked...is Rosario a beard?

Seriously. Why the fuck are rich people so fucked up and horrible? You couldn’t write somebody as deranged as this or Epstein in a goddamned movie.