To be fair, those full room golf simulators are really fun.

You may actually win the case re: Burger King as Burger Squire is too on the nose. If the competitor called itself ‘Fast Food King’ instead then your case would be somewhat weakened since your case would rest on the general use of the word “king” instead of a concept implying some sort of ‘burger royalty’.

But you’ve just articulated why people stay in abusive relationships.

I say this as someone who is borderline on the spectrum but is this something that people really have a problem with? If you don’t want to be friends with somebody, don’t be friends with them. You really don’t owe anybody anything. Everything outlined above is simply to allow you to ‘forgive’ yourself for seemingly…

I have a pulse...can I run in 2020 too?

After years of being the most conscientious dog owners ever, I can safely say that one of our pups is fat as shit. That’s what a new baby will do...tons of unplanned food for the doggo and no time for hours long sessions at the dog park.

Nor would I ever put Popeye’s red beans and rice into a burrito.

LOL - that beard makes him look like one of those hobo clowns from the 40's. He needs a kerchief on a stick and giant toed shoes.

Pete Davidson joins Jason Sudeikis as a comedian punching massively above his weight romantically.

Single payer is going to be a tough sword to fall on. It will struggle to find support by anybody who currently receives coverage through their employer and/or who will have to face a significant tax increase to fund the initiative (i.e., at least 49% of the country per the article’s data).

Calling it now. The extreme left candidates will cancel out the centrist candidates and all that will be left are the wishy washy candidates stuck somewhere in between that appeal to nobody. They’ll be easy fodder for the Don to pull apart because if nothing else, he’s pretty good at using any hint of wishy-washiness…

This situation has the stink of a Goodfella’s-esque insurance scam. All it needs it a Ray Liotta voice-over, a couple of quick cuts and freeze motion frames, and Jimi Hendrix’s “Fire” as the soundtrack. Then cut to celebration party with Liotta, DeNiro, and Pesci in the bar.

The president can absolutely have an impact on the economy but it generally takes a few years. Trump might be a recordholder in that he had a tangible and significant impact on the economy (stock market chaos due to trade & tariff concerns) in a very short amount of time.

take a bunch of marginally or unfit people and put them in an exercise situation where they perform one of the most punishing basic physical activities for an extended period of time and at a higher than comfortable effort level with additional motivation to push performance past their limits.

As an outsider looking in, it’s kind of hard to get mad at him for treating a business like a business.

For me, lackluster motion picture musicals generally boil down to a general misunderstanding that production value and polish alone will drive audience connection, interest, and most importantly, a willingness to dive into the fantasy.

Counterpoint...as much as I love Doritos of all stripes, I like plain chips for nachos better. The heavy seasoning on Doritos tends to be overkill because I load up my nachos like a boss. It’s kind of like putting a stir fry on fried rice instead of white rice. Sure it tastes good, but in many cases that plain…

I pretty much buy the same things each week so keep my list in my head based on how I normally traverse the store. I generally go around the store in the reverse order of how it’s laid out: dairy/bread/eggs & breakfast items/pasta and rice/canned & jarred/ethnic/meat/chips & snacks/bottled juice/deli/fruit &…

I thought the headline read “...I don’t want a fried baguette”, which I never heard of but sounds absolutely delicious because I am really hungry right now.

Even better - freeze it in one cup or one quart ziplock bags. Ice cubes are too small and there aren’t many times when I really just need a tablespoon or two of stock. When I need stock, it tends to be 8 ounces minimum, but more likely 16 to 32. Spacewise, in most freezers it’s generally easier to store a bunch of…