I guess. 

I believe this is what got Abe Lincoln originally interested in vampire hunting. 

I don’t know why you chose to only use gendered pronouns there, but it's offensive. 

Really?

How black does one have to be to say it? How gay do you have to be before you can drop an f bomb?

Stupid thing to do, yes. Deserving of frothing at the mouth outrage?

You did make the Christmas pageant a little awkward with your pipe organ rendition of “Fuck Tha Police.”

Are you kidding? SHE SHOULDN’T EVEN HAVE A CAREER SHE SANG A BAD WORD

“My fuckas and my fuckaettes” just doesn’t scan well.

Us white folk already have something to fight for. Our right to party!

Uh. You mean, don't sing? 

I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of extremely woke voices suddenly cried out in terror and were forced to the comment section. 

Jesus, you'd have to be a robot not to cry at that funeral. 

That’s not how it works, nowadays. Intuition and emotion are much more important than the facts...or evidence...things like that.

Yeah, and why was Elton John eating lunch with Rorschach?

You say *likely*, but I think you mean *beyond a shadow of a doubt*. People can believe whatever they want though, I guess.

It’s a good thing you have absolutely 100% objective proof of Jackson’s guilt and don't just know its true in your gut. 

I love this show. 

Yeah, it's not like he rolled over and fucked a whore.