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Consider the source? Then look at the court documents! The DA believed Allen did it but didn’t want to traumatize the child with a trial. Many of your statements are pure misogyny and that’s the reason for your disbelief. If you didn’t hate women so much, maybe you’d actually look at the source.

I get this. But hmm, America is sucking right now, as an international actor, and has done some awful stuff to other, less rich and powerful countries in the past. But we don’t boycott/hate on America so much, eh? My concern is that other, often ostensibly liberal people’s reactions to bad acts by the state of Israel…

Evil?

I know exactly how to stay monogamous in a partially long-distance relationship: Don’t become romantically involved with other people.

They were injections, not implants. For the record, the only thing a board certified plastic surgeon would inject would be your own fat. And even then, it’s more like it’s strategical poured in. Anything else is illegal because it can kill you. It’s very easy to hit he blood supply by blindly injecting things into…

The problem with steak fries is that I don’t have any right now.

What, like it’s hard?

How many women left the company because they saw their male colleagues get promoted while they languished at the bottom of the totem pole?

Is he the Best Chris? Let’s never stop debating this. He’s definitely at the top. I know he’s charming and he can do serious work and silly work, but honestly when I think of Chrises I tend forget he exists.

Why would Indiana Jones have to become Indiana Joan, isn’t Jones the character’s surname? A man or woman could be called Indiana as well, so this could just be old Indiana’s namesake granddaughter.

What would you housewives tagline be? Mine would probably be something ultra corny, like “I might be diabetic, but that doesn’t mean I’m sweet.” and then there would be a shot of me asleep on the couch with a giant lollipop stuck to my sweater because I declined to shoot the promo scene in a fucking ballgown.

No video though? The fuck is this, the Vimeo HQ?

You’re correct.

You probably do.

To be fair, Hillary Clinton is denigrating the party. Anyone with a functioning intelligence can see what a mess she is for legitimate progressive party ideals. I hold her in the same relative regard as John Edwards.

I love her madly, but sister, stop making shit about you, Hils! She continues to display her tone-deaf reactions to any culture outside of herself and constantly gices into the immediate and lazy soundbite that will inevitably haunt her (and democratic candidates) later. Momma, sit the fuck down!

I was with you until you revealed you were a man. We already know everything you said, why not go tell some men in a man’s space? You want a pat on the back for being “exhausted by the conversation,” or something?

Relax. I’m sure there are plenty of Batman comics where the characters do the same thing over and over.