Not gonna lie: Read this as the areola effect.

It's a funny anecdote dude. Could have been any other call from anyone else, and it doesn't really matter. Try to be less of a dick next time you reply to someone.

Got buzzed during a final exam. Everyone around went all meer cat looking around for what sounded like a rabid bee, while I attempted to hide my shame.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART iTUNES!

HOLOCRON MOTHERFUCKER

Well somebody's earning the stripes on *their* stocking!

Jesus this is vapid.

Is that...Ironman Lincoln?

Don't be fooled, Kinberg is a blight upon the world of cinema writing (it's no coincidence he's bosom buddies with the apocalyptically bad Zak Penn, a man who's a finger of death to everything he's touched). Kinberg's best bits are only projects he had bare association with. Pray he doesn't get a nod - otherwise look…

Well, at least the "mad" half of your name is right. It's called sarcasm, honey.

It's the Halo movie we never knew we were getting.

I'm sorry Apple, I am for real - Wikipad.

I don't blame you on the press end. I've probably already learned too much about XCOM already - though the Dev team has made it explicit that they've reserved a number of key, integral pieces of the game from the public to forestall that. As for the multiplayer aspects, I merely mention their existence - mainly…

There actually is multiplayer - and I'm assuming that it isn't cross-platform, so you might need to work that into your consideration. Take a look at some of the PAX multiplayer if you care to. It'll illustrate things better. You might also consider that with Steam pre-order, you'll most likely be getting a free copy…

So is Beat Takeshi gonna chuck a knife into some chatty digital character's head? Kids these days.

Shazam! Rufus Thomas burn!

Speaking of Joss and grand storytelling...

Yeah - that's definitely Warlock Tier 10 in there. Straight up WoW lift.

He just wants to ride his motorcycle!

Tyler Perry's Attack The Block 2: Handlin' Yo' Man When an Alien Tries To Steal Him Boogaloo.