YOU ARE TEARING ME APART iTUNES!

HOLOCRON MOTHERFUCKER

Well somebody's earning the stripes on *their* stocking!

Jesus this is vapid.

Is that...Ironman Lincoln?

Don't be fooled, Kinberg is a blight upon the world of cinema writing (it's no coincidence he's bosom buddies with the apocalyptically bad Zak Penn, a man who's a finger of death to everything he's touched). Kinberg's best bits are only projects he had bare association with. Pray he doesn't get a nod - otherwise look…

Well, at least the "mad" half of your name is right. It's called sarcasm, honey.

It's the Halo movie we never knew we were getting.

I'm sorry Apple, I am for real - Wikipad.

I don't blame you on the press end. I've probably already learned too much about XCOM already - though the Dev team has made it explicit that they've reserved a number of key, integral pieces of the game from the public to forestall that. As for the multiplayer aspects, I merely mention their existence - mainly…

There actually is multiplayer - and I'm assuming that it isn't cross-platform, so you might need to work that into your consideration. Take a look at some of the PAX multiplayer if you care to. It'll illustrate things better. You might also consider that with Steam pre-order, you'll most likely be getting a free copy…

So is Beat Takeshi gonna chuck a knife into some chatty digital character's head? Kids these days.

Shazam! Rufus Thomas burn!

Speaking of Joss and grand storytelling...

Yeah - that's definitely Warlock Tier 10 in there. Straight up WoW lift.

He just wants to ride his motorcycle!

Tyler Perry's Attack The Block 2: Handlin' Yo' Man When an Alien Tries To Steal Him Boogaloo.

So many beautiful ones to choose from, This Island Earth, Manos, Pod People...

Any residual reminders of Twin Peaks are good residual reminders of Twin Peaks.

"...Tatopoulos added that the studio didn't want this version to go "full blown" scifi...being "grounded" was exceptionally important to the filmmakers here."