And the series shall be called "Eliens". Thank you.

But...its ELO man!

Shi'ar Empire: Lookin' Weird At Every Decade.

At the end of the world, the only type of sex, is one-afternoon-in-an-abandoned-drugstore stands.

One night I went to a heavy metal concert/Troma film festival. It was the greatest thing I have ever attended ever, ever.

This leads me to ask - why do all supposedly true literary fiction authors have a struggling writer as the main character in their work?

It's the absolute best

David Robert Jones! Great to see the good ole ZFT workin' them Fringe angles again. I went back to watch the Season 1 finale last week just to watch him.

Arrakis: Maybe YOU are the qwisatz haderach!

There really isn't a formalized video to this song - but I'm required by contract to post this whenever horrors are beautifully realized as music. That, and this effing kills me every time.

Their use of Billy's voice for the undercutting vocal fucking kills me every time -"Soooooooommmmmmmeethinnnnnngss... ouuuuuuuuuut theeeeeerrrrrreee waaaaaiiiiiiting fooorrrrrrrr ussssssss."

This is fabulous

That Grossman's received as much critical praise as he has makes me physically ill.

Fucking preach it.

I don't know why this is still an interesting phenomena honestly. Indeed a large number of those films were also choreographed by Woo-Ping, and its a given that the Matrix was an homage to so many of the things the Wachowskis enjoyed. At the very least, the Matrix shouldn't be criticized for it. Star Wars is beloved,…

If you heard all this without context, she sounds like she's dating a massive slew of male pornstars from space-themed adult films.

Oh, and half total quack.

which makes me laugh - that anyone actually goes out and buys their porn.

Ahem - replace "male readers" with "male writers/illustrators"

No! You leave The Goonies and The Last Starfighter alone!