C'mon. Find me a film that releases a bevy of clips that entertain, but don't inform you on the film, and are considered "spoiler free". Nobody should have to tell anybody that they're gonna spoil things for themselves by watching these, you know, unless they're 5 or something.

Plain ole January Jones as a housewife unnerves me so.....I'll take it.

I take it we'll get a nice little glossing over of the sadistic mastermind's ingenious genetic mutations that allow these sharks to survive in freshwater....then, you know, boobies.

To say this was joyless, would be overstating significantly.

Shit, that's cool. And with Slash even! Love April's freckles. I'd like to think that's a subtle throwback to Judith Hoag in the original live action film. I always liked her.

So what you're saying is - I gotta talk to her face, and not her chest, right?

He can't stay down with three barrels on him, not with three he can't!

Maybe I gotta Milkbone!?!

That was terrible. I dropped off after season 4. However it was cool that they secured the old J. Williams Superman theme to play at the end. That was a nice touch.

Just ain't the same without Precogs.

Lawrence is pretty by herself (kind of got that early Helen Hunt thing goin' on), but methinks they doth airbrush too much.

Plans for the "Supercan" are still in development.

Brilliant.

While we're discussing Bowie in sexy horror - I would like to submit to the court: His musical additions to "Cat People".

ZING

Props. Hell, might as well put Brock up there too.

but...But!

The Cars! Man that clip totally took me back to when the kids pull up to the McDonalds in "Close Encounters" blaring Tom Petty. Awesome.

Truth! It's good to see him working.