Personally I'd rather not be tied to a main character with one of the most bland, unoriginal protagonist names I've ever had the pleasure of being saddled with - much less in a series I really enjoy.

@LandersDip: I lol'ed

Massive Dynamic, Global Dynamics - is it just me or do we need a multi-network crossover episode of Fringe, Warehouse 13, and Eureka centering on everyone's favorite "big-bad corp."?

"The joy of these books is that in the wake of 'Twilight' they offer a chance to create a movie franchise that guys will want to see as well as girls."

#observationdeck Ok, so someone explain to me - Eureka - worth catching up on? I was a huge fan through seasons 1 and 2, but when the marketing angle went full swing in season 3, I wretched at every blatant in-show advertisement for that damn shaving cream or whatever. So should I force through it anyways?

All three seasons of Avatar: The Last Airbender - to recover from that effing cinematic nightmare.

Disco Chair, don't leave me this way, I can't survive, can't stay alive

Charlie Jane you said it here - the entire theater was cackling last night, and as a huge fan of the series, this film broke my effing heart.

!It's absorbing the s2 engine!

@legendnthemaking: Whoa - who's the babe?

I've had it with these motherf&#$^% snakes in this mother@#&%*( yard!

This totally gives me an idea for...Moby Dick II: The Revenge - Under The Surface!

@mordicai: Indeed. Honestly I feel like any budding or potential excellent and creative Christian writers are punished into submission by "Family First" groups and the general disapproval for anything that isn't a devotional - the same people who sought to crucify Harry Potter and the like.

@Edix: Hey, low blow.

Looks like it's done in good taste, and Jay's "amiable haplessness" helps fit the bill.

down, down-fwd, fwd + Punch =

Canada can start discovering it's national superhero identity only after apologizing for those last opening ceremonies in Vancouver.

@sentry_zero: You're right: No human being would stack books like this.

And I've been putting out fires...WITH GASOLINE!