Oh, you think adolescence is your ally? You merely adopted the awkwardness. I was born in it. Molded by it. Snapchatted it.

I am further torturing the elelction-LOTR metaphor to the point where even Alberto Gonzales is uncomfortable and confused.

Take Me With U

The Ents were unified against Saruman. They didn’t have some Ents in the swing glades thinking “ I’m uncomfortable with his pro Uruk-hai stance but he said he would bring back mulch jobs that had been shipped to Mordor, so maybe I will sit this fight out”

Wormtongue won the election stoking the Underhill’s hatred of elves.

I’m starting to feel like 2016 is like the end of The Return of the King where all the cool people are getting on a boat and heading for somewhere better, leaving the rest of us with the judgemental assholes of the Shire.

Salacious B. Crumb turned them down?

Holy shit, I get course credit towards a film degree for reading that, right?

Why does your”heart go out to them” if they weren’t raped?

Have we done this yet?

Series 10 ep. 7 British Leyland cheap car challenge.

6/26 is now our 9/11.

I saw Satan dancing with delight, the day the music died in the United States of America.

Señor Heston would like a palabra with you.

as green as the butt of a baseball player sliding into home.

#policesexlivesmatter

Jesus Christ Baltimore, just put some ED-209s out there and be done with the charade.

Looks like a Tron lightcycle match.

Love apparently requires the opening sequence to True Detective.

Bill has been in many war zones, The War on Christmas, The War on White America, The War on Context.