I had just come back from an excessive Chinese business trip

So is The Long Kiss Goodnight.

according to Right Wing Watch.

"Leave me out of this."

Hot Thing? Anyone? Anyone?

If you've already responded to the jury summons, to reduce the odds of being selected is to try to schedule your appearance the day before a major holiday. They don't schedule that many cases, less cases means less chances of being called. You go home early and get credit for being a good citizen. This has worked…

"built around very subtle innuendo."

NO oversized or excessive jewelry

Brock Hekking in Stone Cold 2: Stone Colder

If you've been naughty, Fuck Santa puts blue balls in your stocking.

Any excuse to post this image.

Would you like your Broken Clock Award mounted for presentation or do you want to wear it around your neck Flavor Flav style?

I like it.

"I was taken aback by the situation. My two kids were crying," Watson said.

SPOILER ALERTS FOR GAME OF THRONES SEASON 5 PLZ!

Rick's been taught to stay down until the trainer comes over and tells him they called the penalty.

Hypno Hustler.

Guess what? You were already ruined, your son just made you realize it.

If we are talking about WALL-E or daggtits from Battlestar Galactica then we are good, but if the future holds Gigolo Joe, Lazy Town, or the Puttermans from those Duracell commercials in the 90's, I say smash those metal motherfuckers into junk.

Way to fight the stereotype Flyers fans. I counted 4 guys shooting the fight in portrait mode.