Guess what? You were already ruined, your son just made you realize it.

If we are talking about WALL-E or daggtits from Battlestar Galactica then we are good, but if the future holds Gigolo Joe, Lazy Town, or the Puttermans from those Duracell commercials in the 90's, I say smash those metal motherfuckers into junk.

Way to fight the stereotype Flyers fans. I counted 4 guys shooting the fight in portrait mode.

The HR people at VH1 must be having a collective aneurysm right about now.

Cuban is overestimating the public's appetite for Mark Cuban.

These asset forfeiture stories are getting out of hand.

It's just a jump to the left...

Finally, someone has used their Spirograph for good instead of evil.

That sequence ends perfectly. "I'm tired of talking to you like a man."

"With all that dick swagger you roll, you can't spot crazy pussy?

You misspelled the word "Dick".

If he is being "unfairly tortured", is there a torture that is "fair" and can we start doing it to Andy here?

Give that chinstrap beard wearing dickbag a Wii.

Drunkish Mariah Carey is redundant.

I've heard that shot called a cement mixer.

And then she went and shut down a wing of the VA because "there had been enough PTSD".

If she clutched those pearls any tighter they'd turn into diamonds.

How do you have a favorite Ommegang beer? That's like admitting you have a favorite child.

This gif is the pinnacle of human existence and now I am going to have a Three Philosophers.

IT'S EDUCATIONAL!