Sad day for the family, friends, and community. Thank you for not showing his 4 year old daughter.

I’m disappointed in the quality of that ham.

Hot take: Jennifer Mayer is a food stylist gone rogue.

Also, vaginoplasty is a thing. Because women with lush labia feel bad about their bodies and pay for uneccessary surgery to reduce their bits for a “tidy” and “youthful” appearance. All of this just makes me want to scream.

So much this. Labia come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. They do not get fucked into flappiness.

That was my first thought. As a women who is generously endowed in the labia dept: I have always been this way. Activity does not change your labia.

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

For real though, I’m mainly impressed with the attention to detail in giving that ham sandwich a clitoris.

Old joke: How does a Canadian say 'fuck you'?

Rouge lives matter?

Well I’m not Adrien Lee who is a writer for MacLean’s but hey thanks for the vote of confidence.

Let’s leave aside what they could have meant by “to the great,” and take a moment to explain why the statement “All Lives Matter” alone here is thoughtless, at best

I assume the ST Louis Cardinals have signed him to a multi-year deal for singing the Canadian National Anthem the White Way. The Cardinal Way

He successfully pissed off two countries.

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.