I’ll never forget the look I got from a little old Wal-Mart cashier for daring to buy KY and a traffic cone at the same time.

Back when I was still married, I would be tasked with buying my wife’s feminine products. I would grab all she need and also buy a canister of Slim Jims and hand sanitizer. At the checkout I would wink at the cashier and mention that it is going to be a wild night tonight.

Very disappointed in Jezebel today: Angelil gets his own story while Alan Rickman (together for 50 years with a woman just a year younger than him) just got a brief mention in dirt bag.

That’ll do cancer. We have all had enough of you for one week.

Totally. I just meant in the last like, 48-72hrs.

5, Natalie Cole too.

actually its #4, you forgot Lemmy

we must be. are your really smart and hot? cause if so, we ARE the same person lol.

David Bowie, Alan Rickman and now Rene Angelil. Let’s hope this is the completion of the celebrity death trifecta, because I have too many sadz for another.

fuck cancer

as creepy as their marriage started out, i think they truly loved each other. my condolences, celine.

“Today, Planned Parenthood is going on the offensive against those who would shut our doors,”

It always comes down to taste and subjectivity.

If there are going to be diverse nominees, you have to have diverse material and actors being greenlit by studios and producers. The Oscars are just the sore throat and stuffy nose, the disease is something else.

Because Stallone was excellent. Chiewetal in the Martian? Not sure I noticed him at all. Will smith in Concussion, that’s a real omission. Movie wasn’t up to it but he was wonderful. Also let’s remember that Stallone created Rocky to begin with and I love the symmetry that he is once again nominated for that charactor…

I love chiwetal ejiofor but out of all his roles, the martian doesnt realltly merit a nom

I don’t even want to say anything. What’s the point.

To be fair, Stallone is excellent in Creed. Really. It's not a zero-sum game here. Michael B got screwed (though Ryan Cooger really, really, really got screwed) but I'm not sure that should take away from Stallone's excellent performance.

This is goddamn fucking ridiculous. I feel like I have deja vu. We JUST ALL BITCHED AT THEM FOR THIS LAST YEAR. And yet here we are again. AGAIN.

So basically: