I never understood why that joke was funny. I’m a spare myself, and I hate it. We’re not royals, but I’m supposed to show up to stuff where I literally have no role because the firstborn son does it all*. I’ve explained many times that I’ve been head of my household for over 20 years now so why would I ever go back to…

No. Shit. Can't imagine why a grown man would want out of his crucial role as "The Spare".

The press scapegoated her. So you honestly think he could have stopped them? It’s blatantly obvious they do not do his bidding.

Duh, he’s been rebelling all his life. 

No, you mean a man who went to serve in Afghan partly to get away from the Press and has a longstanding issue with them for, you know, getting his mother killed might have been the one to want to leave?

“There has to be a place in feminism for women who look and act like me,” you wrote in your letter. “The kind of woman who says no but men hear yes—the kind of women who are slated mercilessly for being their authentic DELICATE selves.”

HOLY fuck what the hell is happening in these comments? What the fuck? When did the commentariat here turn into a bunch of white Karen bitch ass motherfuckers? My God.

This. Also, I will say the while press at times has been unnecessarily harsh on her—music criticism often unfairly brings in the personal lives of women & music journalism can have a misogynistic bent—it’s beyond delusional she believes she’s had it worse than Black & Latina artists or hell, even some other white…

Elizabeth needs to go sit her ass down somewhere.

I was watching this thinking he’s either really really good at sex, or really really bad. No way he’s mediocre. That kind of confidence is either based in reality, or the dunning-kruger effect. 

I never followed him before seeing him on SNL this (?) season, but I def have a thing for his vibe. Same thing I have for Klaus in Umbrella Academy actually....

If you haven’t seen the Tiny Desk version yet, it’s worth checking out:

I basically ignored 1D and Harry’s first album but am unabashedly in love with Fine Line. The videos have been solid as well. Adore Me is super weird and cute, and I’m digging that there was trans inclusion in this vid that doesn’t feel exploitative (at least as a cis woman, trans sisters please let me know if you…

Not sure how many times you intended us to watch so I did a few times just to make sure I could enjoy thoroughly. As kids say these days...this is the content I’m here for.

I’ve never thirsted after a guy this much younger than me (I’m in my 40s) but, damn, what woman could resist the way he nuzzles that watermelon?

Hey, I’m also a single person who hasn’t been touched since a massage in February. I’ve also not had sex in two years. These people need to get the fuck over themselves, buy a weighted blanket and jerk off like the rest of us.

I’m quarantining apart from my boyfriend. He lives 3 blocks away and we haven’t broken quarantine.

“We had sex a couple times, and it was fine. I didn’t get off. He kept saying “fucking goddamn you, [name]” while he was fucking me, which I didn’t really understand.”

Still disappoiñted about that one. 

That would be nice, but we shouldn’t limit our hopes to just one category of calamity to befall him. That goes for drumpf too, I really want him to die on the toilet.