Thanks, but no thanks. You don’t know how old I am so why’d you assume that I wasn’t aware of that couple? I don’t recall saying that Megan Markle is the ONLY person of color to ever marry royalty. I want to relish THIS wedding with THESE ppl. Chill!

Most likely b/c her father’s ‘health scare’ is bullshit and everybody knows it.

They are horrible, and I hate that they’ve been given basically unlimited press, but I know that’s the kind of world we live in. I love how she’s the youngest one, but apparently she made all of their lives a living hell. Yeah, sure, I’m totally going to believe that. Then their Beverly Hillbilly asses - brothers,…

IT BROKE DOWN AND HE TRIED TO CLAIM PROTESTORS IN DECATUR GOT VIOLENT AND DESTROYED THE BUS I KID YOU NOT. Our regional PD had to release a statement saying basically “nuh uh, shut up, prove it.”

Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

soooo many

I think her brother and sister are super mad that their father got with a Black woman after being with their mother. And then their half-Black sister having the nerve to become an actress and marry an actual prince! How dare she!

Cargo shorts? Thick blonde highlights? Sunglasses indoors?

Every time one of them opens their mouths, it becomes less of a surprise that Meghan didn’t want them there. I do feel for her though, even if she has a messed up relationship with her dad, she clearly wanted him there.

STRAIGHT OUTTA WALMART

I love this so much

This is YOUR safe space!!!!I’m breathing a sigh of relief too.

Jesus Christ can someone please muzzle that entire side of the family?

Wooo Kelly on the scene!! How exciting.

Meghan’s sister is the WORST.

That’s a man who pahked his cah in Hahvahd Yahd. 

That’s not a Cockney accent. He’s going full Southie. Chris is from Boston.

He’s a Masshole, there’s no event we won’t pre-game for. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I am projecting, but I have a feeling Meghan knows her father and isn’t half as ruffled about this as the gossip blogs are making her out to be. He’ll likely say he’s going at the last possible second to milk this manufactured nonsense for all it’s worth.