I’ve been saying for months that one aspect of Putin’s Puppet’s multiple personality disorders is some kind of body dysmorphia. Narcissists are notoriously vain, but they also seem to be unable to view themselves through any kind of realistic lens. Therefore, in his fevered brain, anyone who criticizes or mocks his…

The thin lazy Trump we knew is gone. Now he’s a big fat dynamo!!!

Most likely, he is simply astoundingly narcissistic and deluded, thinking anyone who who criticizes his appearance hate him for how immensely beautiful and astoundingly attractive he is.

Because he has earned the enmity of every tailor he has met. Every. One.

His coterie of sycophants would never tell him something doesn’t look perfect.

I’m betting Trump didn’t know Hurt was in a foursome with Koch. That’s just poor staff work.

I just love it that he pissed of David Koch and for such a trivial reason. The more opposition he gets from republicans the better.

Ok apparently it really was unclear that I did not in any way mean that Mariah Carey and the Turkey shooting should both be part of dirt bag. I said that it was weird that this was up and there was nothing about Turkey and I meant GENERALLY ON JEZEBEL CLEARLY THIS DESERVES IT’S OWN ARTICLE.

How is this story up and nothing about the massacre in Turkey?? I hate to be one of those people but it happened last night before it was even midnight in the East Coast....

Yes: Be Done.

“Help me!”

What if you discover you’re not poly? What if you’re more “traditional” than you thought, and your feelings of jealousy are totally normal? Are you open to that possibility?

Not sure if I’m shouting into the abyss or just merely needed to type this all out. 2016 has been a helluva year, got married, got devastated with the election, got pregnant, got a miscarriage riiiiight before Christmas and have spent the past week in a sad blur filled with family and in-law events where I’m forced to…

Man, I’ve dealt with so many angry, obstinate, offensive, and just fucking clueless men due to having a highly visible comment on Madeleine’s “Becoming Ugly” article and I am just fucking done. Let 2017 be the year of men fucking all the way off.

“There is perhaps no mammal that is less often in the mood for sex than the female giant panda.”

Hey, just wanted to say you’re not alone. The past couple months of 2016 have really caused my anxiety to spike. I deal with it by throwing myself into projects, work or otherwise, usually works. When it doesn’t I think all you can do is rely on your people, my SO has become a pro at guiding me through anxiety…

ring, ring, ring

What’s everyone’s last holiday weekend plans? I generally don’t “do” New Year’s Eve in the traditional big party sense but I’m super excited about this weekend. I rented a giant ass dumpster and I am cleansing the crap out of my house. Stuff that can be donated will be, but a lot of crap is just crap. I’m also super…

I got a rice cooker for Christmas, and I used it for the first time today. The rice came out perfect, and I’m so excited. That’s all, this is the kind of thing I get excited about. The clay bowl chicken recipe from Every Grain of Rice that I made was also delicious.