Absolutely. Literally everything he accuses others of is a projection.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for the DuBois reference. Came here to say it.

I am so pissed, because NORTH CAROLINA IS FULL OF LIBERALS AND PROGRESSIVES. I mean, there are TONS of them. Which is why it’s gerrymandered to shit. THEY ARE GREAT PEOPLE WHO DON’T DESERVE THIS.

I am extraordinarily conflicted about the images themselves, but I was apparently (a surprise to myself) driven to tears by the Burhan Ozbilici’s bravery as a journalist.

Absolutely true. In this case, given what I know of Manhattan Doctor, MD only meant it as in, “not malicious.” As in, “didn’t intentionally deceive people with the Bill of Health— in fact, didn’t write it at all— but spinelessly signed whatever was put in front of his face.” That doesn’t make him somehow blameless—…

Ooh, ooh, I have tea! Without doxing myself, let’s say I know (very well) a doctor in Manhattan who is personally acquainted with Dr. B.

Combined with this, good times:

I’m gonna attempt to avoid body shaming by cheaply disclaiming I still think she’s beautiful, but...

Thanks. He is theoretically the last on Trumpo’s list, since he has held a Green Card for many years, but I’ve read Eichenwald’s stuff and it’s hardly out of the realm of possibility that people from long-term, “moderate” ally countries like the Philippines and Turkey will be put on The List. ISIS, murderous dictators…

TFW you are trying to fast-track your Filipino husband’s US Citizenship and staring straight into the frying pan.

I am also white. I didn’t realize there WAS a version of this song other than Donny’s.

Bannon. Wants to overturn the state. ‘nuff said.

I know we’re not supposed to do this but HOLY MAGOLY. My husband is 3 years younger than her and could be her son.

My mom’s family loves the fuck out of my “half” Jewish ass, and they adore my Asian (non-citizen) husband and daughter. Not to mention their other blood relatives of color. Didn’t stop them from voting for Trump— and being THRILLED to death when he won.

Please y’all just give me a little notice, since me and my pinko commie Shillary family actually live here. I already can’t eat pizza.

I know this is a quibble, but it’s actually (technically approximately) the first two weeks. Pregnancies are “counted” from the last period, since most people don’t know when they actually ovulated, so you’re not actually pregnant at all (like you haven’t even ovulated yet) the first two weeks of your “pregnancy.”…

Agreed, because probably at LEAST 80% of his voters are 100% unreachable 2 + 2 = 5ers. I will actually take 20%.

I can’t sleep. I love my kid too much.

No no no. Illegals only voted in the states he didn’t WIN. Remember, “I’ll accept the results... if I win?” Do try to keep up.

My husband is an immigrant and a citizen of the Philippines, where his parents and many family members still live. I’m a citizen of the USA. My daughter is a dual citizen. Everything is terrible.