YES. OMG, the thought of her meeting with Duterte makes me feel relief. The thought of Trump shaking hands with Duterte makes me want to leave the planet.

In my fever dreams, which are apparently coming true today.

Came here for this; was not disappointed.

Come on now, Mike Pence, all you have to do is drop out. Don’t stop, Republicans. I’m so close.

Me rn:

John McCain, John McCain!!!

You know, this keeps coming up, but I really, really think Billy Bush honestly forgot about it— or at least filed it away in his long-term memory as “Trump being a dudebro.” Because that’s the way Billy Bush thought of it at the time— and probably as recently as 36 hours ago.

I love checking back on this post.

Jinx! I just came here to add that!

No one has lost face in this election as much as Ted Cruz

I feel really bad for the Tic Tac corporation right now.

I’d rather not think about pussy leaks flowing off my tongue.

I think the only thing that surprises me about this is that I genuinely thought he was one of those smarmy, savvy fucks who was *just adept enough* at skirting around shit like this instead of outright saying it anywhere there might possibly be cameras or recording devices around. I really thought he was one of those…

Narcissists are the biggest projectors.

See, I say Bruno (with the stipulation that people don’t have to KNOW he is Filipino). But this extremely unscientific survey is telling me no.

I would LOVE it to be Arnel.

Jezzies, please respond to this extremely unscientific survey.

Literally me rn:

Okay, I understand, yet don’t support this argument.

I’m not actually insulted, no worries. And, in fact, he could have ADD/ADHD (also). But 1) ADHD is more than what seems like inattentiveness, and 2) I mean... if he does have ADHD, maybe his NPD has interfered with the upsides of ADHD, but, whoooo...