In my fever dreams, which are apparently coming true today.

Came here for this; was not disappointed.

Come on now, Mike Pence, all you have to do is drop out. Don’t stop, Republicans. I’m so close.

Me rn:

John McCain, John McCain!!!

You know, this keeps coming up, but I really, really think Billy Bush honestly forgot about it— or at least filed it away in his long-term memory as “Trump being a dudebro.” Because that’s the way Billy Bush thought of it at the time— and probably as recently as 36 hours ago.

I love checking back on this post.

Jinx! I just came here to add that!

No one has lost face in this election as much as Ted Cruz

I feel really bad for the Tic Tac corporation right now.

I’d rather not think about pussy leaks flowing off my tongue.

I think the only thing that surprises me about this is that I genuinely thought he was one of those smarmy, savvy fucks who was *just adept enough* at skirting around shit like this instead of outright saying it anywhere there might possibly be cameras or recording devices around. I really thought he was one of those…

Narcissists are the biggest projectors.

See, I say Bruno (with the stipulation that people don’t have to KNOW he is Filipino). But this extremely unscientific survey is telling me no.

I would LOVE it to be Arnel.

Jezzies, please respond to this extremely unscientific survey.

Literally me rn:

Okay, I understand, yet don’t support this argument.

I’m not actually insulted, no worries. And, in fact, he could have ADD/ADHD (also). But 1) ADHD is more than what seems like inattentiveness, and 2) I mean... if he does have ADHD, maybe his NPD has interfered with the upsides of ADHD, but, whoooo...

This is an insult to those of us with Attention Deficit Disorder.