OMFG Lifehacker this is fucking TERRIBLE advice. They break apart up in there you are fucked in two ways! Put down a fucking towel and remember penises, fingers, tampons, approved meds, and ACTUAL sex toys are the only thing that go in the snatch.

Fucking delete this article Gwynneth.

As an escort, let me share some horror stories:

Hell, if this is what is being suggested, why not just crumple up some old newspapers and jam them up there? Maybe a big wad of chewing gum?

(A former escort told me that the porn and sex work industry run on them.)

Yes. The answer to that is undeniably yes.

wouldn’t a diaphragm or cervical cap be safer? 

Not everyone is driving for Uber as a full time gig - I work from 8-5pm M-F. If I’m going to drive somewhere to return your item on my off hours then it better be worth my time. Or you can come to where I work to pick it up. I’ve only had one item left in my car; I work in a hospital and they just happen to have a…

I can believe this is needed. Uber and Lyft recently became available in my area and I met someone at volleyball who is driving for Uber as a side gig. He told me he took a university student to the airport who berated him for not having an iPhone charging cable for her to use (on the 10 minute trip).

Should have gone with the one breakfast every diner does well: soft scramble, crisp bacon, and chocolate chip pancakes.

I heard someone refer to a frittata as ‘lazy quiche’ once and it’s stuck with me ever since.

What in good god hell are you guys talking about? Obviously a pre-made hard shell taco sucks and if that’s what the establishment serves, you should leave. But a freshly deep-fried crunchy taco is delicious and does not fall apart easily.

I swear this is like the third “lifehack” I’ve seen to indicate when dishes are clean. Just... just fucking take them out and put them away if they’re clean! JUST CLEAN THEM!! This is NOT hard, people!

Silly thought. If you have time to put a towel in the dishwasher, Then why not just put the dishes away....Duh

Rather than a dish towel, put the person who only partially unloads the dishwasher in with the next load of dishes. This should solve the problem.

I look forward to the tepid non-apology apology from Collins and the conservative media burning her in effigy.

I actually do this with my husband. He is like a child when it comes to sharing food.

I crack eggs in melted butter, add nothing, mix in the pan. Hardly gourmet but works for me.

I am so disappointed that each paragraph of this article wasn’t written in the respective font that was being described.

Only half kidding.