This screams for a little bit of jalapeno cream cheese inside.

Let’s not confuse desire to work with an aversion to office work. I have a few friends, who talk about how they don’t want to be an office drone, work for a big corporation, etc. What they really mean is that they don’t want to work very hard/much.

Every once in a while, BF just can’t cum. And dude rocks my world.

Betting this is the #1 cause.

I’m just here for the avocado toast

Step #1. Don’t be a lying racist.

Emmett wants to see an action movie

I really do hate the smell of burnt popcorn in the office and it seems to happen a couple times a week. With your bit of good advice I picked up herring from a fishing bait shop and have carefully inserted one into each bag of uncooked popcorn at work. I think the problem will resolve itself now!

The trash one is especially important if you have some food that you toss out for whatever reason. Anybody who’s worked in food service can tell you that’s it’s stunning just how quickly uneaten food in the trashcan turns into an unholy mess of noxious odors.

I usually state that they’re yeast samples, if asked. No one has ever questioned further. Also, maybe we need to start a Kinja Beer Club.

A few years ago my wife noticed that I had become less interested in sex and made the same observation. That maybe getting more exercise would help. So I bought her a gym membership...

I couldn’t agree more. What’s more, I now believe that all the puritanical, conservative shaming and more common double-standards (perfectly fine for guys to sleep around, not so much the ladies, even if they’re careful) does nothing but KEEP people from learning exactly what you say: what sex means, and needs to…

I would guess that you are pretty spot on - I’m a little out of shape (I need to lose 25 lbs) and don’t exercise, and I’m sure that’s part of the issue with my sex drive.

Hopefully next will be Skillet VR, or even better, SmelloVision.

I recently made an old fashioned variant with tequila, angostura bitters, and dark maple syrup. I bet I could get something just as good by switching out the maple with pomegranate molasses.