And many men get really butt-hurt when the woman gets all the partners and he can’t score.

I have never seen an “open relationship” where both parties TRULY wanted to be in an open relationship. It is usually one person wanting to be in an open relationship and the other person, for whatever their motivation, going along with it.

Monogamous and non-monogamous people don’t mix.

First, realize that any child in any school has probably heard much more about sex than they’re willing to tell you and much of it is wrong. Second, the article doesn’t mention, but you should, wet dreams. Third, by middle school, some children (not your angel, of course) (keep telling yourself that) will be engaging…

oh gross...I prefer to eat vagina

... and was never seen or heard from again? Or, like, left the room to watch the game?

I’ve got 8-1/2 years until I retire at 62-1/2, and I.cannot.wait! I have so much to do around the house and yard and volunteer work and the list goes on! Staying active does not require a job.

Wait, the FIRST guy? Did you even read the second letter???

I got the same vibe about him, a lot of subtle “bitches man, amirite” leaking out from the cracks in the letter. I’m not saying I’m not sympathetic to his situation, and I’m not saying he’s not doing a great thing for his family. I am and he is. What I AM saying is that it sounds like he’s on a bit of a woman-hating…

It also feels like a small sample size to write off all younger women, especially if he’s getting older but still wants kids.

I prefer a more “lips focused” kiss, whereas she uses a lot of tongue. The weird thing is that she didn’t kiss like this when we first started dating, it’s something that she started doing more over time. 

Holycrap, that first guy is a piece of work. I’m pretty sure he’s the one that’s a “twat”.

I have a nice vacuum sealer and you know I don’t really like it for sous vide as it is a little too strong and it will leave impressions of the bag in your cooked meat. I prefer your regular gallon zip lock bags. What you do is drop a butter knife in the bag, then the food and don’t seal the bag until after submerging…

Turkey and Chicken Breasts: I like 140℉ for an hour and a half for chicken, 149℉ for 3 hours for turkey. (Season the meat well, and throw in some extra fat and aromatics for the most flavorful white-meat poultry of your life.)

And by one guy, you mean you, right?

The best instant ramen application I’ve ever had was a beer. Let me explain:

International cue sheets could be useful for everyone.

Or you know, a clear ziplock bag will work. I use sandwich bags when I bike on rainy days.

Ginger Ale is caffeine free.