“Though I have been known to remove the meat and cheese from a soggy roll and eat it, all feral-like, standing over the sink, I wouldn’t suggest you do the same, because you are no doubt a person of class and refinement.”

if your leftover sandwich is some combination of turkey, ham and cheese, you could Monte Cristo it

But will they sous vide?

There was an article she wrote years ago where she said she quit smoking after her son was born.

Why wouldn’t you trust somebody who’s most famous for flirting with contestants on the hit game show Singled Out with the life of your children? It seems totally logical to me! :)

When, oh when will people stop taking medical advice from uneducated entertainers.

I once ordered penicillin and leeches.

During a practice lunch interview, a coach chided her for ordering cranberry juice, saying it could be interpreted as a sign of a urinary-tract infection, she recalls.

Back when I still used to haunt weight loss forums, a vegetarian dieter asked if she should start eating meat because Drew Barrymore did and she lost weight. When I suggested not taking nutritional advice from People magazine, the consensus was I was an asshole.

I was fantasizing over their rice crackers with soy sauce and sesame oil just last night. I’m really overdue for a trip. Trader Joe’s is also great for grabbing picnic food, especially if you’re in L.A. and headed to the Hollywood Bowl for some classical music. They really do an awesome job with portable snacks for…

Peanut butter filled pretzels BAM!

That looks far more appetizing than my ‘toss a couple protein bars in the backpack’ method.

TJ’s needs to open a line of airport kiosks.

HOW does only one team have bananas? Given, I wouldn’t put bananas on PB&J, but bananas are fantastic and you should eat them even just on the side. In fact, if we’re talking strictly about health here, a PB and banana sandwich would be vastly superior to PB&J.

That’s children in general, not the things they put in their hair.

I enjoy a large Sunday meal with leftovers for several days. My wife will eat the leftovers once, but not that second day after, leaving me to finish it off.

Daal, definitely daal. Tried a slow cooker version and it came out too watery

I am willing to try this because it uses rye whiskey, and I’ve found people who drink rye whiskey generally have decent taste in cocktails. Also I’ll literally try any alcoholic concoction once because some of them just don’t make sense on paper but end up being delicious.