The original Rocky Horror was a success because it didn’t look like every other musical out there. Congrats Fox, you’ve missed the point again. This looks like more Glee-inspired pop jizz that only Ryan Murphy and his friends might enjoy.

I mean, come on!

The effects look worse with every trailer and the half-orc (?) looks like something straight out of a LARP event. More and more this film gives off a medium budget fan film vibe. The dialogue and line delivery seem very Dungeons and Dragons (the Marlon Wayans one), too. All in all, I’m not keen on this. More power to…

I’m just hoping it can at least hit the cinematic highs of Super Mario Bros, Double Dragon, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Pokemon: The First Movie, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, Wing Commander, Pokemon: The Movie 2000: The Power of One, Pokemone 3: The Movie, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within,…

4 Sets? Don’t you mean 2 Pairs or 2 Sets?

Yeah, because the Democrat debates are such an exhibition of maximum truthiness.

Can’t be a ghost. That’d get the film banned in China. Returns from the grave hurt box office returns.

I just downloaded the “restored” version of KOTOR II and I might just do that.

Thing is Finn never really acted like someone who had been brainwashed to be a soldier for his entire life. I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie Soldier, but it presents a far more likely version of what such a person would be like.

He’s saying he needs to copy the mythology because that’s what the story is all about. But where does it say that it has to be on the same planet with a different name?! Or have the exact same doomsday device?

You think after a while they’d learn that it would be way more cost effective to just build more Star Destroyers. Just bombard the planet from orbit! It’ll get the job done!

That’s what bothered me about Finn. He was so emotional about his friend dying at the beginning of the movie and then starts shooting his former co-workers. He was only close to one other stormtrooper that he could care less about killing the others?

Yeah, I get what he’s saying and I’m sure he believes it, but I don’t buy it. I don’t think the movie needed to be so similar to A New Hope. It certainly didn’t need to be to be successful: the prequels made loads of money even though they weren’t very similar at all (or as well liked). Star Wars is one of the most…