I was at a street fair. Saw a vendor with displays of ‘Civil War Bullets’ and ‘Colonial Era Horseshoe Nails’ and equally mundane antiquities. He also had a couple of Roman coins, in extremely poor condition, which were charmingly mounted in their shadowboxes via the good offices of hot glue. (!)

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

They are ashamed the war has become a public spectacle and hurting the family name.

Hm. Am I the only one not buying the fact that Pam Anderson  casually tosses about phrases like ‘Pyrrhic Victory’ in everyday conversation?

Theresa May of the Pyhrric victory.

My parents sucked the will to live out of me, so I would never have protested like that. If a child submits meekly all the time, then something is wrong.

Yeah I guess the shooter should have just taken a lesson from Caitlyn and got in their car in order to murder someone.

Well to be fair, if your daddy came to events dressed as Captain Crunch, you’d think everything was a circus too.

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

It’s in the eyes. He does evil eyes so well. (Which was strange for me, because my first experience of him was as good dude Sheriff Graham on Once Upon a Time.)

Thank you everyone.

Stunningly, they now set a legal precedent that one’s balcony is somehow or other, no longer one’s property that one is in control of.

You can’t appeal a verdict of not guilty... Australia has the concept of double jeopardy except in very limited circumstances.

Took my older son to see Cats 20 years ago. Between scenes, an actress forgot to turn off her mic and the entire (matinee, child-heavy) audience heard a disembodied voice say, “Does anyone have a tampon?” Before we could recover, said voice came back with, “Like, a little baby tampon?” The effort of not dissolving…

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

They’d also just fall out the sides. My boobs are notorious for jumping ship if I’m wearing something too small.

Goddammit.