This little gem is from a long long time ago, when automotive journalists considered a four martini lunch par for the course, and organized such events as the Cannon Ball Run!

It should be at the Crown and Anchor right next door. Waaaay less bro-ish. Regardless, I’ll be there.

Any landing you can walk away from... wait.... not much walking away from this either.

Just barely beat you Doug! But to be fair, I bought this in Germany back in 2012, and imported it when I PCS’ed to Ft. Hood. I do love these cars, though it is not the end all be all of the motoring world. The C6 Corvette I imported to Germany (and sold for a tidy profit) was faster. Still, I kinda like this car…

Jerry Seinfeld owns it... of course.

I hate it too. But a comment from one of my dad's friends changed my mind. He said: "You know that GT3 you have such a hard-on for? Well, it only exists because Porsche sold so many of those Cayennes you keep bitching about."

Have fun with that Doug. I'm currently importing my 1990 GTR that I owned while stationed in Germany.

WTF Shitbrick!?!?! That thing is an affront to the All-Mighty.

To be fair, I always enjoy a good "dumb street racing incident" story... as long as the teller fully understands that it was dumb, and tell the story with an appropriate amount of shame.... Of course, these are not the droids you are talking about.

Back in the nineties, my brother was rocking a 3rd Gen Z28 with a 305. He thought it was the shit... till an SHO blew his doors off! (Yes, that's his picture below)

Technically, not a "weapon", this US Army extreme cold weather mask has the ability to make children cry at twenty meters.

I wonder if this is his car? Every time I go to the ring, I see this GTR, with Russian plates, parked in the parking garage, right up front.

Meh, it could go for under ten. These things are pretty cheap. Gloriously so, they are great cars!

Meh, did my buddy a solid... and he paid me 50 bucks. And no work tomorrow.

So I'm watching this while on Staff Duty (I'm in the Army), and just as he gets to the part about jerking off with a chain mail glove, my Commander, Colonel Yorko, walks in.

Pretty much any vehicle I saw in Iraq.

I purchased a similarly tidy 1990 Nissan Micra from my elderly neighbor last year. 44,000km, garage kept it's entire life, totally flawless.... Only 300 Euro! The damn thing drove like it was brand new!

Do it... even if you just plan to sell it, you'll end up tripling your money!

Right now, you can buy R32 GTRs for around $15,000. This one is mine.. I bought it two years ago for $12,000! How, I hear you asking? Well, I joined the Army, and after being in Iraq three different times, I got stationed in Germany. But next year it is legal for me to ship back to the US as a 25 year old classic!…

Hmmmm... why not?