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Beat me to the punch.

Really, any Mercedes S-class.

Being stationed in Germany, I was originally going to buy one of these to send home... but they are difficult to find, and they seem to start at 15,000 Euro. An R32 GTR on the other hand is only 9,000 Euro over here.

This one! Actually, it is the car I will be importing come 2015. God I love being stationed in Germany!

I purchased this car in 2003 for $10,000.... It seems to have done alright on depreciation!

Umm.... Looks like a 3-series... with side gills... and a higher base price. But what-ever, as long as it comes in a manual.

My dad and I got pulled over for speeding in Florida yesterday, on our way to drop me off at the airport... no wonder he let us off with a warning since this sort of thing was going on in Florida at the same time.

Calm your tits people... we have to do something with all these MRAPs now that the war is (mostly) over.

I'm not a Mustang guy.... but this is still a compelling argument.

To bad we decommissioned the last Iowa class years ago...

BMW is trying to make their naming convention more consistent, with odd numbers being for four doors and even being for two doors. Thus: 2, 4, and 6 series being coupes and 3, 5, and 7 series being sedans. Once they are done, it should look like this:

The Corvette is the anti-BRZ. The limits are so high that it just doesn't flinch at speeds sane people do on back roads. If you somehow reach the limit on the road and you lose it, you will be doing approximately 175 MPH when you crash into the trees and end up on LiveLeak.

Fussy and plasticy... Shoots well enough though.

So retarded... it's kinda awesome.

So I was sitting at the BMW dealership here in Wiesbaden Germany the other week, and what was on TV? Top Gear America... dubbed in German. No joke.

My parents have a nice old 1986 BMW 735i (Not the on in the picture, I'm from the US... this was just a better picture). It had very nice mat wood trim, and always felt special. Every time I get in a new BMW, with shinny wood trim, it makes me think of my uncles old Mercury Grand Marquis from the eighties, with it's…

A GM four cylinder that made nearly as much power (190 HP) as a BMW S14 (192 HP) out of the same displacement (2.3L)... in 1991?!??!?! A little trashy, but still fucking awesome! Totally let down by the rest of the car it was wrapped in.