@tonyola: Not a car, but I like the ship from that movie that was shaped like Alf's head.

Of all the above, I will miss the Grand Marquis / Crown Vic the most. Not that I would ever buy one, but I love their honesty. Big, body on frame, American sedan. They were the last of their hind. With their death, we see the in of an era.

Man! That was soooooo sweet! It was only made better by the mouth-breather commentary by "Dude-bro"!

I know the worst car I've ever had sex in was my old Mini. (Scene of the car crime above.)

@two wheels are enough: Nice topic jacking! Actually, I run a Metric Mechanic Lightened flywheel on my E30 M3. It's a nice piece, less than $500 (for my car at least) and no problems whatsoever so far. I would give them a call (or look at their web site... which requires some navigation due to poor set-up. But it's in…

An M-Coupe.... Why? Because it's the most Jalop of all!

@TheMightyTexMex: (Removing foot from mouth.) Yeah, I know. I posted that as soon as they said they were in Irbil... I felt a little better when they owed up to the fact that Kurdistan was actually pretty nice. heh.

@87CE 95PV Type Я says GEAUX SAINTS: Not sure... didn't pay attention since it was on Uncle Sam's dime! lol. No... the main complaint was from the barely muffled exhaust stack blaring in my ear... at max load.... and max rpm... and max speed (60mph)... and towing a full water buffalo. Me and my partner were pretty…

Hot Rod magazine already did it: 500 Caddy into a Chevette!!!

@grzydj: I speak a little Russian. That guy said: "Man, that was fucking awesome! In Soviet Russia, truck is better than my Ferrari!"

@87CE 95PV Type Я says GEAUX SAINTS: Depends on how you define "better". Don't get me wrong, I love me a Duce and a half.... but after driving one from Ft. Knox to Cleveland, I had other ideas in my head. (Such as, this truck is better than being maimed. Maybe.)

Answer Number 1: All Mk I Golf/Rabbit GTIs were manuals.... just saying.

Irbil? Seriously? That's fucking Kurdistan... and not dangerous... at all. They might as well have landed in Turkey.

@$kaycog: Huh, didn't know he was a Mason.

@...And i'm a Snake.: Unless the guy had managed to stuff his whole family into a Supra... I'm guessing that it was non turbo.

I am Shocked, Jalopnik! That was smut. Pure pornography. Filth! I need to go jerk-off now.

Sad, but what the fuck? Serious?

Oh Acura... you started so great, where did thou go astray? In the early nineties, they had handsomely styled cars with great names like "Legend" and the "Integra". Cars that were reasonably priced and provided a true alternative to BMW for the man about town who wanted a sporting sedan or coupe.

@JonZeke: Yeah, Right? If TATA had bought it, it would be a different story. They have been doing quite well with Jaaaaaaggg. I really do love the new XF.

Stretched Swing-arms... on anything other than a 'Busa (which don't handle worth a shit in the first place). I mean, seriously, look at this picture above. On a GSR-X 600? Really?