A VBIED (Vehicle Borne Improvised Explosive Device).

Well, the milage is killing it for me.... but the listed price is just the starting point. I think that $4800 cash and a coupon for Whataburger would take it off that dealership's hands. And at that price? I think that would be inline with what the car is worth.

@Admiral_Awesome: Eh, I Dunno... I'm not a fan of the E46 M3 either, being firmly in the E30 mafia as well... But that one truely did sound bad-fucking-ass.

@OA 5599: Me neither. I'm guessing it falls in the "To Awesome" for yankee category.

@mytdawg: Ahhh... the Bongo Truck. Gotta love it.

@mcryder:

@dannkherb: Heheh..

@Xelmon: Gay test...

@Skydog: Shit. I'd rock it.

@RX-Elise: Nggh... um... I can't decide.

@e30m3: True... but will our girlfriends know what a Hofmeister kink is? No.... they will slap us for being perverted and then say "Look honey, a bright red and yellow Beamer!"

I had one of these stickers on my Saab!

"Some say: His testicles produce enough electricity to jump start a small car. All we know is: He's the Stig!"

@Octomac:

@SpikeJnZ - Woo Wooooo: Yeah, even though I'm a Republican, I found the Obama comment to be in poor taste.

@Scoutch: Nah. It's a fact: Russians Love Stripper Poles. Why? Because they mean strippers. Duh.

"I've married, I've reproduced, and now I'm waiting to die."

Boo-fucking-hoo. I can't access facebook from work either. Why do you think I spend so much time on Jalopnik?

@Fast_Nel: You got it! I was stationed in Germany from 01 to 03 (I'm out of there now as well, though currently sitting in Iraq.)

@Dirt Pirate: Yeah, that happens when some jerk-off in a GT3 punts you into the armco at 140 kph.