George, I know that was just a comical quip, but seriously dude, bees are your friend. If it was a swarm of wasps however, I would completely agree with you.

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

Couple things:

I’m going to guess that the fat white lady with the massive leg tattoo (always a dead giveaway) and the redneck in the 2WD Ram (too poor to afford a 4x4) are at fault here based on their level of white trash.

Wait how did the guys in the white car file charges?

IMO, it looks like the truck couldn’t “let it go” and pressed the matter. the drink was after they were both about to drive away, and the lady decided she had to get the last word in. The escalation was 90% the trucks doing.

She’s the size of a fucking coke machine. I’m surprised the punch even wobbled her.

I am shocked someone in this video is fat.

How else are you supposed to get 60pts? 20 3s? 30 free throws? Dude hit 44% after starting 0-5 from jitters. You gonna trust the rest of his garbage team to hit better than 44% in this game?

People may have hated him, mocked him, and statistically proved he wasn’t the “best” but no one can ever take away the excitement he generated whenever he had the ball. You always wanted the ball in his hands and when he failed, you never felt cheated. I'm going to miss his all or nothing approach to the game.

Could you stow your Snyder hate? Just because you don’t understand something isn’t a reason to hate it.

bikers are the worst.

I really hope this movie has a sequence where the team is trying to escape Vader who is basically slaughtering them just so we can see him be terrifying again.

200 Days of Scully

I wouldn’t mind if Deadspin did a highlight featuring the voice of Vin Scully every single day.

interesting point. i bet if you graph a venn diagram with people who ready Watchmen and enjoyed the movie, they would favorably like BvS. In contrast, if you enjoyed Age of Ultron, you’re likely to not like BvS.

The fact that there is a wider gap between the critics and the audience than just about any other film out there paints a serious disconnect between the critics and the audience. And that is something to think about. Why is 3/4 of the audience enjoying the film for what it is and only 1/4 of the critics? Seems to me,…

Two favorite things: Psylocke’s comfortable shoes, Thanos’s Donald Trump hands.

I’m in the io9-minority when it comes to actually really enjoying BvS, but I do think Affleck makes a fantastic Wayne/Batman. He said in an interview (and kinda says it in the movie) that this older version is a lot more cynical and upset about his crimefighting only making things worse. He’s very harumph and really…